PIRATES

OF THE CARIBBEAN!

Captain Jack Sparrow

I just watched all five movies of the series. If someone can’t be entertained by this fabulous bunch of tales of the old pirates, starring Johnny Depp, then they can’t be entertained by ANYTHING!

Good God! This is good stuff!

Disney at its best: Special effects you won’t believe if you don’t see ’em. Wow!

Best movies I’ve seen in many long years. In fact, I can’t name anything better.

I recently saw a YouTube vid on how some of the tricky parts of the movies were made. One of the biggest sea battles was filmed…are you ready?…INDOORS!

Of course Disney fired Johnny Depp because the stupid woke corporate suits believed the lying bitch to whom Johnny was married. But because the world needs—nay, demands—a sixth course of “Pirates,” it would appear from current reports Disney is eating crow and trying to get Johnny back. The woke bastards at Dismal, er, Disney, don’t quite know what to do other than offer LOTS of money to the actor. A public apology is also in order.

We sincerely hope the good Mr. Depp steps up and does a sixth movie. No one—NO ONE—can take his place, and he’s not getting any younger.