As one goes along in life, odd things are heard in passing, some of which stay with us…even though they are perhaps not quite right. Examples:
GYPSY ROVER
“He is a gypsy, my father,” she cried.
“A crook, a pimp and a boozer.”
“And I will stay ’til my dying day,
With my chiseling, tipsy loser.”
RICHARD CORY:
We beat the meat and cursed the bed,
And one day Richard Cory went home and ate the cat.
ONE MORE:
The Vince Guaraldi Trio will now play “Castrate Your Friends.”